I lost count how many times in a day where I say “I want to sleep”
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
Everyone, at some point
cannot wait for this movie!!!
people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted
american money seems so confusing
its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money
like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???
add some colour 2 ur economy america
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up